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Funny Truck Captions for Instagram
• Have a #funnytruck without a funny license plate
• We’re not just a truck. We’re like the truck that cool dads drive.
• When both the front AND back of the truck are super sweet. 😎
• Just another Monday morning at Behemoth Trucks Inc. ⚓️
• If your truck is an extension of your soul, then my truck is the embodiment of my personality. And someone please help me because I can’t get this thing to start.
• It’s a truck thing, you wouldn’t understand.
• Feel free to pull a cool move and follow us @truckside
• Check out the new wheels for our ice cream truck! We’ve decided to move forward and update our branding. So from now on, we’re not just “Ice Cream Man” — our name is officially “Ice Cream Stud.”
• Damn, I’m good. Filling up a medium cup with gas takes great skill and finesse, you know.
• We couldn’t wait for the weekend.
• This is heavy. Real heavy.
• This is a truck. It’s made out of trucks. Made out of trucks. Made out of awesome.
• This truck is so cute, it could give you diabetes.
• You can have any color as long as it’s black. #trucks
• Trucking through the week.
• They say it’s good to have goals. My goal is to fill this truck with new tires for my tractor, so here I go.
• We’re not just another pretty face 🚛😂
• Sweet ride, brah 👌
• Buckle up, we’ve got some driving to do.
• In London, England: I’m in a pickle—literally. Pull up to the curb and let me off before I explode.
• So… About that whole “we can’t fit all of our clothes in the suitcase” thing…
• Got a late start so everyone here is going to have to wait until we get back to the shop.
• If it ain’t big, it’s probably a fire hazard.
• The only truck you need in your life.
• Welcoming the warm weather with open hoods. #truckswithballs
• I’m not sure what is more dangerous: the fact that you have to have 2 hands on the wheel when this guy is driving, or the fact that he’s wearing Crocs.
• No four-wheel move, baby. 🚛
• Watch out! There’s something in the air today…! #FallisComing
• There’s nothing like a swig of cool water out of an old fashion glass bottle.
• When you have a name like Big Red, you should really just stick with red.
• We’re the original house of fun
• If it weren’t for my horse, I’d have no leads at all.
• We have the right truck for your company’s needs. Take a look at what we have to offer. ▶︎
• We got the silliest truck in town and we’re just the guys to hook you up. Just give us a call.
• Having a bad hair day? Just think, at least you’re not driving this truck! 😱😍
• I’m a truck, I’m a truck ’til the day I die
• Meet our newest member of the team—the world’s first amphibious ice cream truck. ☀
• Extra Space Storage:Your extra large space for extra large things 😉
• Drink up, my friends! No matter what you’re going through, it will get better after a few sips #PepsiPeanuts
• Slice through summer with a Honda mower
• If you love breakfast, then you’re going to flip over this week’s menu! Breakfast all day and pancakes for dinner? Yes, please!
• Oops, I did it again. Whoops all my bads, at least I have a radio now! 😎
• Honking to scare away all the bad vibes in the universe.
• Are you up for the ultimate adventure?
• Let’s have a party in the streets and car pool 😈 #newtruckday
• They say you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure, but what they don’t tell you is that there’s no better way to get around than in a #Toyota.
• Is that a truck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
• Trucks. So big, so strong, so wild.
• We got your party grill covered and ready to go.
• Sizzlin’ 🔥🏁🚙
• Make way 🚛
• Meet my best friend.
• Takin’ it to the next level with our new mobile app. Keep up with us on the go!
• Beep boop.
• Knuckle Puck!
• I’m not a big fan of your driving, but I surely am a fan of your truck ⚡
• Truck Yeah! 🚛
• If you want to make America great again, drive a truck.
• How do they drive with so much 🍑 dangling off their 🚚 ?
• They say get a life, but I look at it as getting a truck.
• Always get it delivered: when you’re part of our team, every day is delivery day.
• You see a lot of pretty faces here, but you won’t see ours. We eat our own 🍖
• Somebody pass me some sunscreen and a few chicken wings, cause I’m about to get beach body ready.
• When you can’t make it to the beach, you make the beach!
• It’s the weekend, so let’s start it off right. Beers all around!🍻
• My ice creams are like playgrounds for your mouth.
• I’m kinda like a cold case that’s been cracked, but only with chicken cases.
• Do you even lift bro?
• They say it takes a village to run a truck… well, have you met our team? 🚛
• I love my truck because it makes me feel like I’m living in an episode of Portlandia.
• Giddy up! We’re bringing the party to you. Don’t miss our #Trucksgiving party on 12/1… no reservations required. #adventure
• One size fits all? Not at Big Truck.
• A Hamburger Helper recipe on wheels.
• Laugh, take chances, and crush it. That’s the formula for a killer summer.
• Big wheels keep on turning.
• I don’t always load a truck. But when I do, it’s with our delicious doughnuts! 🍩😃
• Wanna see a magic trick? Turn the key, roll up the window, and disappear. #trucksgonewild
• We got out the crystal ball and asked, “What’s the future of trucking?” It said, “Self-driving trucks. They’re all over the road. Some are short, some are tall. And they will be dropping off UberEATS.” #trucks #future
• You’ve got a big rig, but no one can deliver your food faster than us.
• I’m just a god truck trying to make it in this world.
• I’m just going to keep on truckin’ 🚛
• Slammin’ through the streets with a smokin’ hot grill on wheels.
• Tanks are running on empty so we’re taking a pit stop at the @pilot_jake fuel stop.
• We always deliver, but not to your doorstep. Once the ice cream melts, you’ve got no excuse to not live it up.
• Nothing good can come out of this.
• Your life is an empty canvas. Throw some paint on there!
• Frieght train full of bald eagles 🐦(Caption for a photo of a long line up of trucks)
• Yeah I’m a truck too.
• We’re nailing down all the logistics involved in getting beer from here to there. In truckloads.
• Catch the wave with this Surf’s Up Truck
• If you see this truck, give us a wave!
• There’s no shame in being a truck that makes people happy. In fact, we’re proud to call ourselves the official ride of #SundayFunday.
• We got some new wheels so we’re hitting the open road to caffeinate the masses.
• True story: I ate an entire pint of ice cream to avoid seeing that new @fiftyshadesmovie trailer.
• Look out, world. Here comes this sweet ride.
• That thing you’re doing right now? Yeah, we just made a commercial about that. #TBT
• Going to steal your job one key stroke at a time #neversaynever
• Laughter is the best medicine.
• Go big or go home. Unless you’re a shoe, in which case go to Nordstrom.
• Looking for a new truck, but have to stick to the budget 🤔Thinking about buying a nice used truck that I can really sink my teeth into 🛠
• Driving through the snow in a monster truck is like driving on clouds. #LifeAtTruckToys
• This is why we can’t have nice things. (Follow me and all my truck-y friends @trucking_ton)
• Don’t fear the puddle. Drive through it.
• Honestly, I don’t know if I would be able to get it out of the garage.
• I’ve got my eyes on you, little red light…
• Sometimes, life leaves you sweaty.
• It’s time for another adventure with the team—always keep on growing.
• The moment you realize it’s never gonna be as good as the first time
• If you think your truck is fast, then you better get a load of this guy.
• Make way for the Mighty🚛. I’m a big rig trucker, and I’m just tryin’ to make my way.
• Looking for a taco truck in the area? Look no further than right here.
• This is one HOT truck!
• If you’re hauling a load of junk and you don’t know where to haul it, call Big Red. We’re experts in junk removal!
• Enjoying the goofy side of life with my best friend
• Don’t worry about your parking spot. If you can find it, you’re in the wrong neighborhood
• We’ll load up and keep moving. No matter your situation or location, we aim to make every day a little brighter!
• The only thing better than a cold beer, is a cold beer in your hand. 🍻
• Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s put this thing on wheels and see how it does.
• I just found a parking spot in front of the house—and it’s mine. All mine.
• Don’t try this at home. Or in limits.
• The best part about this truck is the driver.
• You’re not a true-blue trucker until you’ve backed into a gas station. #DontShootTheHitchhiker
• Watch out for these two-ton trucks. They’re probably on the loose.
• Holding up traffic. Waiting for a doughnut. It’s all good.
• Leaving the pavement behind
• Say what you mean and mean what you say! Let’s get moving!
• I could teach you how to get a flat stomach…but I have to charge by the hour.
• Have a truck that’s as cool as you are? Show us on @Pepsi #MyTruckYourTruck
• Trucks haul 🚛and trucks were made for hauling 😎
• I’ve never seen a truck this pumped up…or high.
• The Gods have granted me time and space to create the most epic selfie of all time.
• We found this guy playing hooky. If you’re going to do it, do it right. #FallBreak
• Screeeeeam! 🔊🚛
• Sorry we’re late, but don’t blame us, blame the traffic.
• That escalated quickly.
• We’re ready to roll.
• There are two types of people in this world: those who ogle trucks and those who don’t.
• This truck has been parked illegally. Please move it.
• Treat your taste buds to the most exciting new thing on wheels!
• Bringing sexy back to the roads.
• Who’s ready for a road trip?
• This here truck is on the right track, but it’s sure got a funny smell.
• Potholes are a better workout than your yoga instructor. Truck on!
• We’re gonna need a bigger truck.
• We know you’re a wild one. Come on, jump in the cage! #RideHard
• So many roads, so little time.
• You could say we’re big on upgrading.
• No day is complete without a truck. . . #gottruckyouup
• Road trip, no problem.
• Look out behind you! (Not actual size.) #justbigenoughtokeepyouguessing
• I’m off to catch more waves 🌊🏄☠️
• You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
• Is it hot in here or is it just us?
• It’s the most wonderful time of year … to get a truck! 🚛🎉
• Life is short. Drive a Campervan.
• No, we don’t actually have cup holders! 😲 #ItJustMakesLifeBetter
• It’s a good day to be somebody else. And also a good day to honk at every cloud you see.
• Hustle harder.
• Are you a hauler, a toiler, a transporter? Well whatever you are, we’re the gas for that; your boat, your ATV and your vehicle.
• We are the baddest delivery service in the game.
• Just truckin’ along – one day at a time
• Some things can’t be fixed with duct tape 📣 . . . but maybe a selfie with a goat 🐐 will do the trick.
• Strap in for the ride of your life.
• We are out there.
• What the truck! You can’t see us! Unfollow if you must, but we’ll keep doing what we do.
• Trucks don’t care if you’re having a bad hair day—they’ll still love you no matter what. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have … (at first sight hilarious)
• I don’t always work on trucks, but when I do, I prefer to use Stanley.
• Wanna see my wheels? 😮
• That’s what she said and that’s truly the way I feel.
• We’re not the type of truck that parks in a space, we take the space!
• I love my dog so much I let him drive my truck.
• At Ted’s Truck we deliver straight to your mouth. So, who wants a taco?
• Road trip to the moon ✈️🌟
• Tuesday mornings wouldn’t be the same without you. We’re ready to move forward, but can’t help looking back 🚗 #LetsGo
• Oh yeah, it’s going to be legen–wait for it–DARY! 😎🚛
• Bluh, meet my new friend. He’s a tad rusty, so we’ll be spending some time together in the shop. 😌 TAG a truck-lover, because the world needs more of us!
• Trucks with horns make me all kinds of happy. I’m really starting to feel like a big kid now! 😀
• There’s a reason why we lost that road trip to Chino Hills. We forgot to bring a truck big enough to make an oversize load of tacos 🌮
• Ain’t no party like a food truck party 👯🍔😎
• Another day, another haul. #trucksgonnamakeya
• Look At Me I’m a white truck !
• The big 🚛 is coming to town. ⛽️
