Funny Milkshake Captions for Instagram: I love milkshakes. There is nothing more amazing than a good milkshake, topped with a lot of whipped cream and some cherry on top. A milkshake somehow manages to be both amazing and terrible at the same time. I mean, there are so many calories in them, but these yummy treats make everything better. There is one thing that was never all that great about milkshakes — their caption.
Funny Milkshake Captions for Instagram
• Milkshakes went viral in 2013. Let’s make sure 2014 goes viral, too.
• Milkshake, the ice cream and food delivery app. Don’t know what to eat tonight? We can help!
• I’m not crazy! I’m just a little milkshake. Here’s my business card.
• Milkshakes are the most memorable part of summer—they’re sweet, delicious, and bring back good memories. #SoMilkshakeFeels
• Milkshakes in the morning will help solve your problems and make you feel better
• There’s no such thing as too many milkshakes.
• What’s the flavor of the month? Why not try all 12 flavors of the Milkshake of the Month Club 🍔 🍓 🍦 🍭 🍰 🍠 🍩
• Milkshakes and manicures, the perfect pair. 😎
• Milkshake: A drink made with milk and ice cream. Me: A girl who is just too busy for a real man.
• Go ahead and lick my selfies ☝🏻
• What’s better than a shake that comes with a smile?
• Oh, you didn’t. Okay, yes, you did. And we’ll both live and die by the #nofilter 🙌
• It’s all about balance, but I think I’ve finally found it. I drink my dinner and I eat my drinks. 🍔👨🍟
• Coffee, tea, or maybe something more…
• You can sit with us.
• We’re totally shook by how hot this milkshake is! ☀
• Life is like a milkshake. It’s better with nuts.
• I love you like I love milkshakes: without whipped cream and a cherry on top.
• I’m so over this summer diet, but I’ll make an exception for these milkshakes #burgerking
• We don’t need to wait for National Ice Cream Day to bring out the kid in us. Every day should be filled with milkshakes and playtime. Bring on the sprinkles!
• We all have our “Milkshake Moments”
• If you don’t like milkshakes, you better hold on to your (___).
• When life gives you lemons, make lemons into lemonade and get a blueberry milkshake. 😍❤
• Pumpkin pie milkshake. You had me at first sip.
• Cheers to all the single ladies, or women who just don’t feel like partying tonight. #GirlImitation
• The best part of waking up is ________ in your cup! (To fill in the blank, use a word that describes your product)
• Brunching is serious business (just ask my bottomless pit of a stomach). #BrunchWithUs
• Nothing beats a day at the beach. And this summer, we’re sending you off in style. 🤙
• No one understands my mom life like those who have had children of their own.
• You’re beautiful and you don’t even know it.
• You can’t even handle how delicious this milkshake is. 😋
• They say ain’t no party like a Milkshake Party ’cause a Milkshake Party don’t stop.
• Do you feel like a stranger in a strange milky way? 😏 #milkshake
• If you were to create a milkshake, what would be in it?
• Drinking a milkshake to hold me over before dinner 😐
• True Milkshake Friends don’t lie to each other.
• Milkshake so thick you have to flip it over to drink it. 🍪
• Got Milk? We most definitely do!
• It’s time to shake off your Monday blues. Here I come, tater tot waffles! 🍔
• You can take the kid out of the ice cream parlor, but you can’t take the ice cream parlor out of the kid.
• Cheese doesn’t ask permission.
• Heard this joke before? I’ll tell it slower—it’s just a super simple, stupid joke
• You could be the next social media influencer to start a milkshake trend. So sweet . . . so creamy . . . so smooth!
• We put the 💩 in milkshake.
• I love milkshakes, especially the chocolate ones. There’s something about those decadent treats that make me feel like a little kid again.
• Milkshakes that taste this good should be illegal.
• I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make milkshakes 🍦
• When you order a milkshake.
• The only thing better than a milkshake is ice cream for breakfast. #icecreambreakfast
• If your glass is half full, you’re probably drinking the wrong milkshake.
• I’m like a Milkshake…
• Sometimes, it’s just nice to give in to temptation. It’s never wrong to do something a little bit naughty. #Milkshake
• What’s that, you say? You don’t have time for a real meal…but you would totally drink this shake if it existed?
• One last trip to the beach before work starts again. 🌊☕️🍔😎
• I scream, you scream, we all scream for… ice cream!
• I literally can’t even.
• Kids are a lot like milkshakes. The best ones are rich, thick, and come in a variety of flavors! #KidsAreMyMilkShake
• Milkshakes. Is there anything they can’t do? At least, that’s what we’re finding out. 😂😜
• Life is full of choices. Milkshakes are not one of them.
• Milkshakes, they’re not just for kids.
• Milkshakes are life.
• There’s a first time for everything. Even milkshakes with guacamole in them 😱☕️
• I don’t always drink milkshakes, but when I do…we go together.
• How do you like your milkshake? Gutsy enough to hang with me, that’s for sure.
• This milkshake turned me into Michelangelo😎 👹
• Life is short, drink good-for-you shakes. 😜
• We’re just two girls scrappin’ our way through life. Come along for the ride.
• Better save a seat for me and @sadiabali . They can’t make it without us.
• You were saying?
• Milkshakes are not an accessory—they’re a lifestyle. Enjoy one today and join the club. 😜
• What’s better than a milkshake? A milkshake when it’s nice out!
• You’re not my boss, I’m actually just in it for the milkshakes. 😋
• You got (milkshake) problems, I’ll solve them. #MilkshakesR4Breakfast
• My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like 👀👀👀
• What’s better than a milkshake? Two milkshakes. What’s better than two milkshakes? Three milkshakes! #alwaysbetryingtobeatlastyear
• Didn’t see that one coming! Milkshakes for lunch today 😋😱
• Feeling thirsty? Try a thick & creamy milkshake.
• The strawberry milkshake, it makes the drama queen in me come out. #nofilter
• The best reason to avoid talking about politics is that we’re much better at making milkshakes than making laws.
• Just another Thursday night—staying in and making sure the folks at TGI Friday’s miss me. 😋
• I made the mistake of eating a piece of string cheese so I’m just gonna be over here looking like a disney villain 😈
• So refreshing!
• You can thank us later—for everything. 😋
• Lick on these milkshake captions before you lick on these milkshakes.
• Give me one reason why a milkshake can’t be better than every guy you’ve ever dated.
• The best thing about selfies…is milkshakes. 🍪☕ 😁
• Milkshakes, milkshakes, I can’t resist those milkshakes!
• Milkshakes can be great as a meal replacement, but in moderation.
• Cookie dough milkshake? What’s not to love?
• I’m here for the milkshakes and thicc shakes only.
• Salted Caramel Milkshake #treatyoself
• Milk-shakes and storms. You know, all the good things. 😜
• Milkshake — shake. Shake — shake. Shake it all about.
• We will not be responsible for the devastation of your diets after scrolling through this post.
• Who’s ready for this cream-filled weekend?! 🍦😋
• I’ll get my protein from shakes and my fruit from trees because I’m a bear and this is survival.
• What do you have in your hand? A shake or my heart?
• Somebody, anybody. Please take me…anywhere.
• If you can read this, the milkshake brought to you by (your brand name) has been stolen. 🍦
• Because we’re milkshake fanatics, we created this graphic just for you. 😀
• Milkshakes in all colors of the rainbow, are a lucky girl’s best friend once she’s finished her work.
• Do you feel like milkshake? Do ya?!?! 😍
• There’s no bad day that can’t be fixed by a milkshake 🍦
• Milkshake jokes are the best jokes
• There’s no question why they call them Milkshake Goals.
• No matter how bad things get keep calm and drink a strawberry milkshake. 😜🍒
• How do you like your milkshake? (in the voice of Mr. Monopoly)
• The best things in life aren’t milkshakes. They’re sweet, cold and made of ice cream 🍦
• It’s going to be a milkshake kind of day.
• This is why I ❤️ America.
• What’s your favorite flavor?
• Let’s play a game. I’ll say a food and you can say the best way to eat it. Ok, Go!… Baked Potato ✔️
• Milkshakes are a way to stop time, because we remember the good times and hate the fact that they’re coming to an end.
• Mint chocolate chip milkshake is my favorite flavor of Everything.
• Milkshake is a sweet, creamy treat that tops off any day 😋. Here’s to never growing up and always having fun ☺👍🏻
• Milkshakes are for chumps.
• Think this milkshake is too thick? Just wait ’til I get finished with it. It’s gonna get thicker.
• Milkshakes, Ice Cream and a Warm Waffle will get you through anything.
• Milk. Ice cream. Chocolate. Sugar. We serve a little bit of everything at Milkshake.
• When your toddler gets more likes than you do. ✔
• Milkshake, you’re the one!
• Melted ice cream is sad, but a melted milkshake calls for a party. #MeltdownMonday
• We know you know what’s up. It’s thick, creamy and full of the good stuff.
• Do you even work out? Of course, I make my own gym.
• Ain’t nobody got time for that!
• Because if the ice cream melts, we’ll just turn the flame on.
• STOP 👀 and get off my milkshake. #MilkshakeAmbassador
• No one can resist a fruity milkshake—not even the guy who makes sure no one steals your bike. 😁
• Our milkshakes are as crazy as you are. 👭
• Milkshakes: the only happiness that comes in fake plastic containers.
• Mondays are for milkshakes 🍦
• It’s a milkshake… It’s a malted… No, it’s milmalted!
• When the milkshake hits you, you just might need to sit down. ∎_∎
• It’s time to #defineDREAMYOURLUNCH, we’re serving up our new Milkshakes!😍
• Milkshake with a cherry on top! 🍒 #quotes #saturdaynights #milkshakes #🍒
• We’re all just a bunch of beautiful, happy kids—a band of popsicle eaters we hit the right notes, and sing our songs too… 😂😃😄🍻
• Too legit to quit.
• Don’t get frazzled, fraise us.
• Life is short, eat dessert first.
• Today is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.
• Wow, this milkshake is surprisingly good for a chain restaurant.
• What’s better than a milkshake? A whole meal in a milkshake.
• Do you remember that scene in the movie “Frozen” when Elsa sings, “can’t hold it back anymore” and then proceeds to let it go? That’s how I feel about milkshakes 😂☁️
• Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “It’s better than yours” 😏 👨👩👧
• If you like your milkshake thick and your men mysterious, this one’s for you.
• It’s about time for some #milkshakeMonday fun.
• Unicorn tears, anyone? #milkshakes
• The milk’s about to squirt back into your cup, but no one will ever know.
• We are coming for you @chickfila
• I love you like a fat kid loves cake #fattoolovecake
• Good morning, breakfast of champions 🍪🤘
• It was love at first “gulp.”
• We don’t need no stinking straws.
• My soul just aced the pie chart, who’s next?
• One is never enough.
• What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?
• I have always believed that any woman who does not regularly enjoy a good milkshake is a distinctly inferior specimen of the female sex.
• Bring the heat and treat yourself to a milkshake. #RealityCheck
• Don’t act excited about these milkshakes when you’re around me – I cannot be responsible for my actions. #sorrynotsorry
• Want to know how to make the best milkshake in town? Add ice cream. That’s it.
• Five reasons to stop what you’re doing and get yourself a milkshake
• Yes, that’s a milkshake-stache.
• 👉🏻Tip: Drink chocolate milkshakes to celebrate the end of a long week.
• Milkshake—the breakfast of summer 🍦 🌞 #OMNICELLYOU
• Uuuuuuuuuuuuuum I’m lovin’ it. Its food but its art.. And it comes with a straw… What are you waiting for?
• The best part of my lunch break is when I get to eat it.
• Whip 🍦 and nae nae at sunset.
• Is it lunchtime yet? 😋
• Wish you were here for the real thing.
• If you can’t beat ’em…
• I don’t always drink milkshakes…but when I do, I prefer Oreo Cookie. #MilkshakesAreFun
• I scream, you scream, we all scream for … milkshakes! (And also for this Sweet and Salty Donut Milkshake from @saltedpopcafe because it’s everything.) #welcometotheweekend
• If you’re gonna drink a milkshake, drink a Big Belly Shake. #drinkablestraw
• I’m not a huge fan of milk, but I love milkshakes.
• If you have a problem with milkshake being a verb. I have a solution 🍧
• Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like, it’s better than yours. 😜😉
• A milkshake with a side of you.
• Hey diet 🙅🏻 good morning 🌞☕️. Make yourself a milkshake and put extra ice cream because you need it on this beautiful day 😎
• In trying to make a simple milkshake, I think I’ve created a monster.
• Dessert with a side of attitude.
• It’s iced-coffee o’clock—and it’s always cocktail o’clock. 🍺🥂
• Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard 🍦🍎😋
• When it’s Milkshake Monday, Make sure to get your own! #happymonday
• If you’re looking for a milkshake with a cherry on top, we got you covered.
• Milkshake lover. Ice cream hoarder. Me: *orders 8* #moodytreats
• Milkshake for breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner and dessert.
• Everyday is ice cream day when you’re the world’s most lovable dairy delivery service.
• Milkshake you up!
• I don’t want to brag but I’ve never frozen so hard in my life #HappyNationalIceCreamDay
• Milkshake and a movie anyone? — Harry Potters, anyone?
• Heaven can wait. I’m still going to have my chocolate mint shake.
• Just when you thought you were out… they pull you back in. 😋
• Life is too short not to be a little sweet. #haveaspoonfulofjoy
• Don’t judge me. #noshame
• Bring all the boys to the yard.
• One thing about life… if you don’t risk anything, you risk everything.
• The best thing about milkshakes is that you can eat them with your hands.
• Don’t get all “Twin Peaks” on me… I’m just drinking my milkshake. There’s no wrong way to drink a milkshake 😜
• I scream, you scream, we all scream for Milkshake #Summer2018
• We promise you won’t see milkshakes like these around.
• The Original Milkshake.
• Mmm, those sprinkles know how to make a milkshake look good.
• S’mores milkshake. It’s what your taste buds ordered! 🍫🍪
• Calling all chocolate lovers 🍫 … we have a shake that will satisfy your sweet tooth 💦
• Milkshake with your meal? Absolutely. It’s the 21st century after all.
• Milkshake Monday* – *takes place on the first day of school 🏫⛪️
• When they havent invented a milkshake that makes you skinnier…
• You can’t beat the classics, like a chocolate shake.
• I’m not crying, you’re crying. Get ready to shed your tears over our new menu items!
• Yes, I just rapped on a cup of ice cream.
• Here’s to the one thing that makes every day seem like a holiday 🍪 🎉 🎊
• We’re really into milkshakes right now. I mean it. Like, we’re really into them. It’s an agenda.- Milk Truck
• If you love food, keep calm and like this milkshake.
• Milkshakes in exotic flavors, made with our own churros, and topped with all the things. (Don’t worry—we’ve got alcohol shakes, too.)
• Hey, you! The one in the back. You’re going to have to speak up if you want a lick of this milkshake. 😜
• The most refreshing thing you’ll see all summer is our brand new flavor: Milkshake. A vanilla ice cream milkshake with a raspberry swirl and vanilla whipped cream topped with a chocolate chip crunch.
• The first rule of milkshake club is that you do not talk about milkshake club.
• Shake it off, baby. It’s time to get our milkshake on. 🍦
• This shake is so thick that it could double as a milkshake blanket.
• Nothing could be better than a rainbow milkshake with a cherry on top.
• What’s a party without a milkshake? 😭😋😂🍦 #tbt
• Don’t let thirst get in the way of your fitness goals 💪🏼
• You can call me…
