Funny Milkshake Captions for Instagram

Funny Milkshake Captions for Instagram: I love milkshakes. There is nothing more amazing than a good milkshake, topped with a lot of whipped cream and some cherry on top. A milkshake somehow manages to be both amazing and terrible at the same time. I mean, there are so many calories in them, but these yummy treats make everything better. There is one thing that was never all that great about milkshakes — their caption.

 

Funny Milkshake Captions for Instagram

• Milkshakes went viral in 2013. Let’s make sure 2014 goes viral, too.

• Milkshake, the ice cream and food delivery app. Don’t know what to eat tonight? We can help!

• I’m not crazy! I’m just a little milkshake. Here’s my business card.

• Milkshakes are the most memorable part of summer—they’re sweet, delicious, and bring back good memories. #SoMilkshakeFeels

• Milkshakes in the morning will help solve your problems and make you feel better

• There’s no such thing as too many milkshakes.

• What’s the flavor of the month? Why not try all 12 flavors of the Milkshake of the Month Club 🍔 🍓 🍦 🍭 🍰 🍠 🍩

• Milkshakes and manicures, the perfect pair. 😎

• Milkshake: A drink made with milk and ice cream. Me: A girl who is just too busy for a real man.

• Go ahead and lick my selfies ☝🏻

• What’s better than a shake that comes with a smile?

• Oh, you didn’t. Okay, yes, you did. And we’ll both live and die by the #nofilter 🙌

• It’s all about balance, but I think I’ve finally found it. I drink my dinner and I eat my drinks. 🍔👨🍟

• Coffee, tea, or maybe something more…

• You can sit with us.

• We’re totally shook by how hot this milkshake is! ☀

• Life is like a milkshake. It’s better with nuts.

• I love you like I love milkshakes: without whipped cream and a cherry on top.

• I’m so over this summer diet, but I’ll make an exception for these milkshakes #burgerking

• We don’t need to wait for National Ice Cream Day to bring out the kid in us. Every day should be filled with milkshakes and playtime. Bring on the sprinkles!

• We all have our “Milkshake Moments”

• If you don’t like milkshakes, you better hold on to your (___).

• When life gives you lemons, make lemons into lemonade and get a blueberry milkshake. 😍❤

• Pumpkin pie milkshake. You had me at first sip.

• Cheers to all the single ladies, or women who just don’t feel like partying tonight. #GirlImitation

• The best part of waking up is ________ in your cup! (To fill in the blank, use a word that describes your product)

• Brunching is serious business (just ask my bottomless pit of a stomach). #BrunchWithUs

• Nothing beats a day at the beach. And this summer, we’re sending you off in style. 🤙

• No one understands my mom life like those who have had children of their own.

• You’re beautiful and you don’t even know it.

• You can’t even handle how delicious this milkshake is. 😋

• They say ain’t no party like a Milkshake Party ’cause a Milkshake Party don’t stop.

• Do you feel like a stranger in a strange milky way? 😏 #milkshake

• If you were to create a milkshake, what would be in it?

• Drinking a milkshake to hold me over before dinner 😐

• True Milkshake Friends don’t lie to each other.

• Milkshake so thick you have to flip it over to drink it. 🍪

• Got Milk? We most definitely do!

• It’s time to shake off your Monday blues. Here I come, tater tot waffles! 🍔

• You can take the kid out of the ice cream parlor, but you can’t take the ice cream parlor out of the kid.

• Cheese doesn’t ask permission.

• Heard this joke before? I’ll tell it slower—it’s just a super simple, stupid joke

• You could be the next social media influencer to start a milkshake trend. So sweet . . . so creamy . . . so smooth!

• We put the 💩 in milkshake.

• I love milkshakes, especially the chocolate ones. There’s something about those decadent treats that make me feel like a little kid again.

• Milkshakes that taste this good should be illegal.

• I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make milkshakes 🍦

• When you order a milkshake.

• The only thing better than a milkshake is ice cream for breakfast. #icecreambreakfast

• If your glass is half full, you’re probably drinking the wrong milkshake.

• I’m like a Milkshake…

• Sometimes, it’s just nice to give in to temptation. It’s never wrong to do something a little bit naughty. #Milkshake

• What’s that, you say? You don’t have time for a real meal…but you would totally drink this shake if it existed?

• One last trip to the beach before work starts again. 🌊☕️🍔😎

• I scream, you scream, we all scream for… ice cream!

• I literally can’t even.

• Kids are a lot like milkshakes. The best ones are rich, thick, and come in a variety of flavors! #KidsAreMyMilkShake

• Milkshakes. Is there anything they can’t do? At least, that’s what we’re finding out. 😂😜

• Life is full of choices. Milkshakes are not one of them.

• Milkshakes, they’re not just for kids.

• Milkshakes are life.

• There’s a first time for everything. Even milkshakes with guacamole in them 😱☕️

• I don’t always drink milkshakes, but when I do…we go together.

• How do you like your milkshake? Gutsy enough to hang with me, that’s for sure.

• This milkshake turned me into Michelangelo😎 👹

• Life is short, drink good-for-you shakes. 😜

• We’re just two girls scrappin’ our way through life. Come along for the ride.

• Better save a seat for me and @sadiabali . They can’t make it without us.

• You were saying?

• Milkshakes are not an accessory—they’re a lifestyle. Enjoy one today and join the club. 😜

• What’s better than a milkshake? A milkshake when it’s nice out!

• You’re not my boss, I’m actually just in it for the milkshakes. 😋

• You got (milkshake) problems, I’ll solve them. #MilkshakesR4Breakfast

• My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like 👀👀👀

• What’s better than a milkshake? Two milkshakes. What’s better than two milkshakes? Three milkshakes! #alwaysbetryingtobeatlastyear

• Didn’t see that one coming! Milkshakes for lunch today 😋😱

• Feeling thirsty? Try a thick & creamy milkshake.

• The strawberry milkshake, it makes the drama queen in me come out. #nofilter

• The best reason to avoid talking about politics is that we’re much better at making milkshakes than making laws.

• Just another Thursday night—staying in and making sure the folks at TGI Friday’s miss me. 😋

• I made the mistake of eating a piece of string cheese so I’m just gonna be over here looking like a disney villain 😈

• So refreshing!

• You can thank us later—for everything. 😋

• Lick on these milkshake captions before you lick on these milkshakes.

• Give me one reason why a milkshake can’t be better than every guy you’ve ever dated.

• The best thing about selfies…is milkshakes. 🍪☕ 😁

• Milkshakes, milkshakes, I can’t resist those milkshakes!

• Milkshakes can be great as a meal replacement, but in moderation.

• Cookie dough milkshake? What’s not to love?

• I’m here for the milkshakes and thicc shakes only.

• Salted Caramel Milkshake #treatyoself

• Milk-shakes and storms. You know, all the good things. 😜

• Milkshake — shake. Shake — shake. Shake it all about.

• We will not be responsible for the devastation of your diets after scrolling through this post.

• Who’s ready for this cream-filled weekend?! 🍦😋

• I’ll get my protein from shakes and my fruit from trees because I’m a bear and this is survival.

• What do you have in your hand? A shake or my heart?

• Somebody, anybody. Please take me…anywhere.

• If you can read this, the milkshake brought to you by (your brand name) has been stolen. 🍦

• Because we’re milkshake fanatics, we created this graphic just for you. 😀

• Milkshakes in all colors of the rainbow, are a lucky girl’s best friend once she’s finished her work.

• Do you feel like milkshake? Do ya?!?! 😍

• There’s no bad day that can’t be fixed by a milkshake 🍦

• Milkshake jokes are the best jokes

• There’s no question why they call them Milkshake Goals.

• No matter how bad things get keep calm and drink a strawberry milkshake. 😜🍒

• How do you like your milkshake? (in the voice of Mr. Monopoly)

• The best things in life aren’t milkshakes. They’re sweet, cold and made of ice cream 🍦

• It’s going to be a milkshake kind of day.

• This is why I ❤️ America.

• What’s your favorite flavor?

• Let’s play a game. I’ll say a food and you can say the best way to eat it. Ok, Go!… Baked Potato ✔️

• Milkshakes are a way to stop time, because we remember the good times and hate the fact that they’re coming to an end.

• Mint chocolate chip milkshake is my favorite flavor of Everything.

• Milkshake is a sweet, creamy treat that tops off any day 😋. Here’s to never growing up and always having fun ☺👍🏻

• Milkshakes are for chumps.

• Think this milkshake is too thick? Just wait ’til I get finished with it. It’s gonna get thicker.

• Milkshakes, Ice Cream and a Warm Waffle will get you through anything.

• Milk. Ice cream. Chocolate. Sugar. We serve a little bit of everything at Milkshake.

• When your toddler gets more likes than you do. ✔

• Milkshake, you’re the one!

• Melted ice cream is sad, but a melted milkshake calls for a party. #MeltdownMonday

• We know you know what’s up. It’s thick, creamy and full of the good stuff.

• Do you even work out? Of course, I make my own gym.

• Ain’t nobody got time for that!

• Because if the ice cream melts, we’ll just turn the flame on.

• STOP 👀 and get off my milkshake. #MilkshakeAmbassador

• No one can resist a fruity milkshake—not even the guy who makes sure no one steals your bike. 😁

• Our milkshakes are as crazy as you are. 👭

• Milkshakes: the only happiness that comes in fake plastic containers.

• Mondays are for milkshakes 🍦

• It’s a milkshake… It’s a malted… No, it’s milmalted!

• When the milkshake hits you, you just might need to sit down. ∎_∎

• It’s time to #defineDREAMYOURLUNCH, we’re serving up our new Milkshakes!😍

• Milkshake with a cherry on top! 🍒 #quotes #saturdaynights #milkshakes #🍒

• We’re all just a bunch of beautiful, happy kids—a band of popsicle eaters we hit the right notes, and sing our songs too… 😂😃😄🍻

• Too legit to quit.

• Don’t get frazzled, fraise us.

• Life is short, eat dessert first.

• Today is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.

• Wow, this milkshake is surprisingly good for a chain restaurant.

• What’s better than a milkshake? A whole meal in a milkshake.

• Do you remember that scene in the movie “Frozen” when Elsa sings, “can’t hold it back anymore” and then proceeds to let it go? That’s how I feel about milkshakes 😂☁️

• Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “It’s better than yours” 😏 👨👩👧

• If you like your milkshake thick and your men mysterious, this one’s for you.

• It’s about time for some #milkshakeMonday fun.

• Unicorn tears, anyone? #milkshakes

• The milk’s about to squirt back into your cup, but no one will ever know.

• We are coming for you @chickfila

• I love you like a fat kid loves cake #fattoolovecake

• Good morning, breakfast of champions 🍪🤘

• It was love at first “gulp.”

• We don’t need no stinking straws.

• My soul just aced the pie chart, who’s next?

• One is never enough.

• What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?

• I have always believed that any woman who does not regularly enjoy a good milkshake is a distinctly inferior specimen of the female sex.

• Bring the heat and treat yourself to a milkshake. #RealityCheck

• Don’t act excited about these milkshakes when you’re around me – I cannot be responsible for my actions. #sorrynotsorry

• Want to know how to make the best milkshake in town? Add ice cream. That’s it.

• Five reasons to stop what you’re doing and get yourself a milkshake

• Yes, that’s a milkshake-stache.

• 👉🏻Tip: Drink chocolate milkshakes to celebrate the end of a long week.

• Milkshake—the breakfast of summer 🍦 🌞 #OMNICELLYOU

• Uuuuuuuuuuuuuum I’m lovin’ it. Its food but its art.. And it comes with a straw… What are you waiting for?

• The best part of my lunch break is when I get to eat it.

• Whip 🍦 and nae nae at sunset.

• Is it lunchtime yet? 😋

• Wish you were here for the real thing.

• If you can’t beat ’em…

• I don’t always drink milkshakes…but when I do, I prefer Oreo Cookie. #MilkshakesAreFun

• I scream, you scream, we all scream for … milkshakes! (And also for this Sweet and Salty Donut Milkshake from @saltedpopcafe because it’s everything.) #welcometotheweekend

• If you’re gonna drink a milkshake, drink a Big Belly Shake. #drinkablestraw

• I’m not a huge fan of milk, but I love milkshakes.

• If you have a problem with milkshake being a verb. I have a solution 🍧

• Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like, it’s better than yours. 😜😉

• A milkshake with a side of you.

• Hey diet 🙅🏻 good morning 🌞☕️. Make yourself a milkshake and put extra ice cream because you need it on this beautiful day 😎

• In trying to make a simple milkshake, I think I’ve created a monster.

• Dessert with a side of attitude.

• It’s iced-coffee o’clock—and it’s always cocktail o’clock. 🍺🥂

• Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard 🍦🍎😋

• When it’s Milkshake Monday, Make sure to get your own! #happymonday

• If you’re looking for a milkshake with a cherry on top, we got you covered.

• Milkshake lover. Ice cream hoarder. Me: *orders 8* #moodytreats

• Milkshake for breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner and dessert.

• Everyday is ice cream day when you’re the world’s most lovable dairy delivery service.

• Milkshake you up!

• I don’t want to brag but I’ve never frozen so hard in my life #HappyNationalIceCreamDay

• Milkshake and a movie anyone? — Harry Potters, anyone?

• Heaven can wait. I’m still going to have my chocolate mint shake.

• Just when you thought you were out… they pull you back in. 😋

• Life is too short not to be a little sweet. #haveaspoonfulofjoy

• Don’t judge me. #noshame

• Bring all the boys to the yard.

• One thing about life… if you don’t risk anything, you risk everything.

• The best thing about milkshakes is that you can eat them with your hands.

• Don’t get all “Twin Peaks” on me… I’m just drinking my milkshake. There’s no wrong way to drink a milkshake 😜

• I scream, you scream, we all scream for Milkshake #Summer2018

• We promise you won’t see milkshakes like these around.

• The Original Milkshake.

• Mmm, those sprinkles know how to make a milkshake look good.

• S’mores milkshake. It’s what your taste buds ordered! 🍫🍪

• Calling all chocolate lovers 🍫 … we have a shake that will satisfy your sweet tooth 💦

• Milkshake with your meal? Absolutely. It’s the 21st century after all.

• Milkshake Monday* – *takes place on the first day of school 🏫⛪️

• When they havent invented a milkshake that makes you skinnier…

• You can’t beat the classics, like a chocolate shake.

• I’m not crying, you’re crying. Get ready to shed your tears over our new menu items!

• Yes, I just rapped on a cup of ice cream.

• Here’s to the one thing that makes every day seem like a holiday 🍪 🎉 🎊

• We’re really into milkshakes right now. I mean it. Like, we’re really into them. It’s an agenda.- Milk Truck

• If you love food, keep calm and like this milkshake.

• Milkshakes in exotic flavors, made with our own churros, and topped with all the things. (Don’t worry—we’ve got alcohol shakes, too.)

• Hey, you! The one in the back. You’re going to have to speak up if you want a lick of this milkshake. 😜

• The most refreshing thing you’ll see all summer is our brand new flavor: Milkshake. A vanilla ice cream milkshake with a raspberry swirl and vanilla whipped cream topped with a chocolate chip crunch.

• The first rule of milkshake club is that you do not talk about milkshake club.

• Shake it off, baby. It’s time to get our milkshake on. 🍦

• This shake is so thick that it could double as a milkshake blanket.

• Nothing could be better than a rainbow milkshake with a cherry on top.

• What’s a party without a milkshake? 😭😋😂🍦 #tbt

• Don’t let thirst get in the way of your fitness goals 💪🏼

• You can call me…

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