Funny Father-Daughter Captions for Instagram: Fathers and daughters have a deeply special bond. It seems like no matter how much time passes, they will always be father and daughter. That’s where funny captions come in. Simply add a caption to your image and upload it to Instagram.
Not all of us have the perfect parent-child relationship. For some, the relationship between father and daughter is a bit more challenging. No, they don’t argue or fight often; instead, their relationship is made up of a hilarious combination of nicknames and one-liners that boggle my mind!
Needless to say, it’s hard for some to understand how these loving dads can so easily crack their jokes about what they hold most dear and dear to my heart.
Funny Father-Daughter Captions for Instagram
• I have never grown tired of your eyes. They still look at me like the girl I met in college who changed my life. Thank you for being patient with my ever-changing plans and visions, and thank you for seeing past my shortcomings and imperfections to love the real me. You are my real and true home. Happy Father’s Day with love from the heart of your daughter. 😍😍
• Dad, you are so brave for giving your daughter Jello shots. I’m sure she doesn’t mind a bit #tooshortforthisdaughter
• Daughters are a treasure. #Dadslovetheirdaughters
• I love my dad ✌🏽
• Because of my dad, I don’t always need to get tagged in photos.
• Hey daddy, why did you dress up like a raisin for Halloween? 😉
• My dear dad… You’re my voice of reason, my furry sidekick, and my favorite laugh-out-loud.
• Kids always manage to say the funniest things. Here are some of the best. 🙂
• Me: Sorry I’m running late, I had to snap a shot of the sunrise on my way uptown.
• A daughter, who is not perfect and loves to tell you so.
• Father: how about you and me watch tv together?
• If you had a time machine, what would you tell your teen self?
• It’s passed on to me, it’s passed in you. The love of the game. ❤️
• It’s like raising a wildcat. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world. 😉
• Good dads like you deserve to have a great time together. We know you love your kids, we can tell from the photos 😉
• Seeing my daughter grow into a confident young woman has been the greatest joy of my life. #FatherDaughterDaughterDay
• Most adorable pic ever – like father, like daughter. 😍
• Sometimes we think our dads are clueless, but as it turns out, they’re pretty in touch. 😁😂
• That awkward moment when you realize your dad doesn’t quite know how to use social media. 😬
• Having a great time with my main man tonight. Hope your Dads are treating you as well as mine is me. 🎤
• Daughter: Do you like my new hairstyle? Dad: Are those the glasses the doctor recommended for me?
• All these memories, but no pictures. How do you plan on capturing all those special moments? 😕
• Daughter: there’s never food in our house.
• They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but I’m pretty sure you and your daughter came from different galaxies. You know your Mom. She loves astronomy.
• Like father, Like daughter.
• Today’s the day I teach my daughter how to drive a stick shift.
• Some of the deepest lessons come from our kids. They are never too little to teach us something—they just show it in a different way.
• Life is a journey, not a destination. I’m just learning this now too.
• Dad, you’re my best friend. We have had so much fun together these last few years. You’ve seen me grow up and become the woman I am today. I am happy to call you ‘Dad’ and proud to show off our father-daughter relationship on Instagram, just like everyone else!
• My favorite part of being a father is gaining the title of “Most Funny Man in the World” from my daughter. Here’s to all the laughs we have every day.
• There are two kinds of fathers: Tad and Dads.
• Quality time with my daughter at the dog park ☺️😌
• Happy birthday to the sweetest dad a little girl could ask for, you’re my hero 💕🎂🍰
• Made a grilled cheese, Daddy…look! Always trying new things and never stopping to thank you.
• Daddy and I are off exploring the city today. Expect some awesome IG stories!
• The picture says it all…Happy Father’s Day Daddy. I love you.
• “If you look for it, I’ve got a lot of love inside me and I know where to find it. I’ve got a warm heart, and I’m always willing to share.” ― American Dad
• I am growing up so fast that soon I will be taller than him.
• Oh you look like a princess. On the inside.
• There’s no one I’d rather have in my corner than you. Thanks for always being there for me and showing me how to be the best version of myself.
• I did not come here to make friends #whispering
• It took you 20 years to teach me how to dance, but all my kids needed was a YouTube instructional video ☺️❤️
• We can always depend on you to make us laugh, dad. We love that you’re silly even though you’re a grown-up. Nailed it.
• Me: “I’m a pretty big deal!” Her: “Daddy are you famous?” 😂 Happy Father’s Day. Have a great day with your little ones! 📸 by @nayalani
• I wonder if dads ever worry about passing gas in front of their daughters … like do-dads even pass gas?!
• Being a daddy’s girl has its perks… And so do I. ❤
• Few things can melt dads’ hearts as quickly as the word “favor.”
• If being a dad taught me anything, it’s to appreciate the smaller things. Like being able to make a wish at the end of a rainbow 🎉🌈
• “They grow up so fast” – Dad
• You’ve had it so beautiful when you were a kid. The only reason why I cry is that I want to cry like you used to.
• The struggle of the “I’m fine” parent. (or should we say, “My kid is fine”)
• What do you mean you need me to come to pick you up?! What did I get myself into? 😩
• What have I done? I’ve been bonding with her so much she’s picking up my time-wasting bad habits. 😋
• Life’s greatest lessons are often learned over a meal.
• It’s so hard being a father. I try and raise my daughter to be self-sufficient, but she keeps calling me for help every time she needs to buy tampons.
• Dad, you mean the world to me. That’s why I’m so concerned about your heart health this Father’s Day 💔
• A father’s dream: having a daughter that loves bacon.
• Our relationship is complicated. Copy and paste if you feel the same way about your dad:
• Throw back to the days when your daughter used to braid all your hair and was only the coolest person you knew. 😌
• We love you so much, we want to give you the whole world. But since it’s impossible to do that, we are happy to just share this world with you. Happy Birthday!
• You know those perfect days where your Dad takes you to the beach and builds a sandcastle of epic proportion and then on the way home takes you to Dairy Queen? Yeah, today was like that. 🌊 🍦 🎉
• “The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.”
• Wanting to look like a hip-young-adult while aging into my father has been an interesting journey.
• Not just about making dinner fun for her. But for me too
• Parenting: where the only thing harder than getting a child to perform is getting them to stop. 😜😚
• Bring me some more of your delicious wine, Daddy
• You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, but all I have is the time I’m messing with you.
• I’m here for you every step of the way. And that step happens to be upside down, inside out, a flip, and a twist. You’re going to do great.
• I’ll bring the wine and you…bring the s’mores.
• Dad, you’re the reason for my best selfies. @nikhilathakuran
• Oh daddy, your baby girl is all grown up 😍 #FathersDay
• No matter where life takes us, no matter how grown-up you get, you’ll always be my little girl. Happy Father’s Day 🖐🏼❤️
• Maintaining a father-daughter relationship is like a game of chess; move for her and make her happy, she’ll take care of you when you need her.
• I’m a DAD. D for Daughter; also for Dad, Disgusted, and Dread. Happy Father’s Day☺💛👪♀️
• “I will always try and protect you!” -a dad
• Mason jars, Mason jars, and more Mason jars… if I see one more mason jar this summer I’m going to lose my mind.
• Dad and I are alike in that we both love a good adventure, although we’ll agree on what makes it qualify as an adventure 😂 #hillbillyoutdoors
• I like sharing a bond most people can’t understand. The sound of her laughter is an interactive language that only we can speak.
• Climbing trees and getting lost in the woods on our adventures together. The best way to get to know someone is by pitting them against themselves and seeing what they can overcome.
• Her dad’s flirting made her want to tear her hair out, but she knew it didn’t mean anything.
• Son, don’t make me take away your movie money. I’ve got a honey bee costume that I don’t need to be wearing.
• I’m so proud of you! But, I’m glad we have this time together to catch up.
• It started with my dad taking me to our city library. I was officially hooked on books.
Funny Dad Captions for Instagram
• You’ve literally never seen dad happier. Then when he’s sporting his favorite stylish Polo button-up 🏄 ☀🍃
• Nothing like a dad-approved playlist. #dadapproved
• No, your dad is not going to be featured on the next #DancingWithTheStars. And no, he’s not going to teach you how to do an arabesque. But he might know how to throw a chest pass like Steph Curry if you want…
• He’s not lazy. He’s resting. Dad humor. Haha!
• It’s not easy being a parent. Especially when your child is trying to drive them crazy. 😁
• Dad, I’m home alone and the power went out. Can you send some money? Also, spare your child’s life.
• Dearest Daughter, Thank you for realizing I am a cartoon character. Love, Dad.
• Fatherhood has been a journey – from learning how to properly change a diaper, to co-parenting, and learning the fine art of keeping my mouth shut on the sidelines at youth sporting events.
• That time your daughter calls you a turkey for Thanksgiving.
• For all of us who have had to put up with our kids’ shenanigans… “One day, I’ll be big enough and so will you. One day, this will all be mine.”
• There are certain things you can’t teach a kid, like how to taste something and decide whether they like it. That’s inborn, but if you haven’t noticed, we humans never stop learning, no matter how old we get.
• Kids grow up so fast! This moment was over before I knew it.
• “You know what else has spots? Spots on your face, if you don’t clean your room!”
• It’s Father’s Day… Our Dads are the real MVP for being both our biggest fans and toughest critics. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there.. #GoDaddy
• Dad, you make all of us so proud, every single day. 😍
• You try to hold your kids back from touching everything for a whole minute. Let’s see how you do? 😂🤔
• Took this picture yesterday, Mom was jamming out to the Beatles 😂
• I was gonna buy your mom flowers, but she doesn’t see color.
• We get it. It’s rough feeding your life force into a teenager and all you get back is sarcasm and attitude.
• Guys, you know it’s Monday… And we all know what that means: Time to get back in the grind and make things happen! #LetsGo
• Those devilish eyes are the reason why I’m standing on top of a ladder–again. And also why I’m wearing my sunglasses inside for the 47th consecutive week.
• Working on this blog is like being on a perpetual Superbowl Sunday with childbirth as halftime.
• Will and Jaden Smith racing in the Apple Carpool Karaoke
• We’re all a little tired.
Fathers Day Quotes From Daughter
• To all the fathers who are working hard to be good dads, we’re wishing you a happy #FathersDay.
• Happy Father’s Day to the best dad ever! I wish one day my children can be as kind and loving as you😊❤️
• Just call me the luckiest girl in the world to have such a supportive, loving, and caring dad. I love you, daddy.
• The most important thing that I have learned from you is to always be proud of what you do and to do things because you love doing them. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
• Pops, my mind is always full of you. Thanks for being the best role model I have. Happy Father’s Day!
• Happy Father’s Day to the most amazing dad in the entire world! I love you so much. 😍❤😘
• Dad, I love you so much! Every time I feel like giving up on something, I think of you. You are always there for me and I am so grateful to have you as my dad! 🙂
• Happy Father’s Day to the most loving Father & Grandfather. We are so lucky to have you in our lives. Our love for you cannot be measured by anything.
• Life’s most persistent and urgent question is “What are you doing for others?” Remembering #FathersDay
• I’ll love you forever I’ll like you for always as long as I’m living my baby you’ll be 💕💕
• Reading your messages of love today is a much-needed reminder that I’m not alone in this world.
• Dad, you are the islands in my ocean.
• Some days I wake up feeling like a powerful superwoman with more energy than the sun. Other days, I wake up feeling broken and defeated—like a shell of myself. One day, I will write about my journey to find balance, health, and happiness. Until then, you get whimsical rants about the beauty of women, life, and love.❤️
• Dads are so important, so special to their daughters. So on Fathers Day, I want to wish all the fathers out there the very best day and let them know how much they mean to your daughter. So don’t miss reading these quotes from the daughter to her father.
• Dad, I could never correctly tell you how much your presence has meant to me. You are as essential to my life as water and air. I hope that you know that. Happy Fathers Day.
• No matter where I go or what I do, you’ll always be with me for now and forever. Happy Father’s Day dad. Love, your daughter.
• As a daughter, sending you this heartfelt Father’s Day message to help you realize how very much your dad means to me.
• No one will ever love you like I do, Dad. Love from your daughter.
• Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Your daughters have been watching all day to see if you were up yet. But, they’re secretly still full from breakfast. Love you. ❤
• No one can ever take your place, Dad. I’m grateful to have you as my forever friend. Happy Father’s Day.
• Because dad, you’re the best. Happy Father’s Day! We love you.
• I love you more than I’ll ever know how to say #HappyFathersDay
• Thank you for all the things you do. I will never be able to express how much I appreciate it, but today is a good day to start. Happy fathers day Dad. ♥♥
• Happy Father’s Day dad. Not only am I grateful for the gift you gave me on my 18th birthday, but the many gifts of kindness and strength you show every day remind me of your generosity and love through it all.
• This Father’s Day, I want to tell my dad: no matter how old I get, or how accomplished, you will always be my #1 fan.
• Find a new dad joke to share every time you pour your cereal.
• Finally snaking my way out of bed. A day without you is just not the same.
• Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, with a day that celebrates you and dad jokes.
• When you were born, I was too young. When you got married, I was too busy. Now that you’re in the hospital, I wish I could take care of you. You are my father and my hero. Happy Father’s Day!
• Daughters’ love for their fathers is something no one can dispute. Tell your dad you love him! Make your dad feel special by letting him know how much he means to you.
• I am so lucky to have you in my life. This Father’s Day, I wish for you to know that. #HappyFathersDay #FathersDay4Life #FathersDayQuotes
• Love you dad 💑 #FathersDay
• What makes Dad a great dad doesn’t have to do with ties and tactics. It stems from a love that’s founded in the everyday routines they engage in. Hope your dad has a wonderful day! #fathersday
• To my favorite Dad. Happy Father’s Day
• The best kind of love is the one that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. Happy Fathers Day Daddy.
• I’ll bet the world seems a little less scary because you exist in it. Happy Father’s Day.
• Some fathers teach their children how to read, and some fathers teach their children to love nature. Grateful for both kinds of dads.
• Dad, I’m grateful for the sacrifices you’ve made so I can have the life I have today. Thank you. ##
• Thank you for holding my hand while I walk this journey of life. I look forward to walking it by your side forever. Love you ❤️
• Whoever said “money doesn’t buy happiness” definitely never paid a nanny.
• I am ranked 13th in the world for my age bracket. Thanks for the genes, pops! 🏅
Daughter Wearing Dad Shirt Quotes
• Dad I need to borrow this shirt because it will make my friends laugh so hard when they see me wearing a shirt that says “I’m the loud annoying girl at Coachella”.
• Shirts for dads and kids. You should always tell your dad that he is amazing. Tell him you love him every day.
• Hang in there, @hanginwithdad. It’s not easy being my dad, but you do it with a smile on your face day after day. I don’t know how you do it. You never complain #thankyoudad
• I’m so proud to be your daughter. I love you more than words can express. ⭐️
• No matter how big you get, I’ll always be your daddy’s girl.
• Like father like daughter. Daddy’s little girl is all grown up.
• “You’re my best friend, dad. I love you.” ― Bill Watterson
• No matter how old you are, you’ll always be my little girl.
• We all have that one Dad who’s a little more than bossy, a little more than strict, and a little bit of a pain in the neck. Happy Father’s Day to all those Dads out there!
• Like father, like daughter.
• Daughter of the year: When your dad asks you to be his own plus one at a wedding
• At some point in our lives, we all need the shoulder to lean on. 💪
• There’s no shame in looking back–as long as you don’t stay there.😉
• We always knew this would happen one day. 😒
• Summertime sadness—you’ll be OK. Soon enough, you’ll have a reason to look forward to winter again.
• I see you took my advice and got the Daddy-Daughter matching t-shirts. It’s a great gift to give any daughter or daughter-like figure in your life, especially if they love their dad as much as you do.
• We’re pretty sure our dads would be proud of us, too. If you have a dad that loves you, get him to wear the shirt with pride!
• These dads are pretty amazing, and now they’re even more fun to wear.
• Dad, I’d rather spend time with you than with anyone else. You are my best friend and I love you with all my heart!
• We dads are the worst. But not you, dad. You’re the best.
• Dad, you are my heart.
• I love my dad and I think it’s super sweet that he’s a little obsessed with me. 😉
• On behalf of all of us at Princess Tia and Prince David…we love you, adore you, and glorify God for sending you to this Earth. We promise we’ll do everything in our power to be the best parents on the planet.💗
• We may be different generations, but we are the same family. ❤️😊 #adoption
• The biggest, deepest love is for our children. I must be a father first.
• Life is the most difficult puzzle, but with family by your side, it can be easier.
• Someone in your life loves you just for being you.
• The only thing that hurts worse than cramps is realizing the Ginger Ale you bought last night is expired.
• Self-awareness is one of the most important qualities, yet it’s so challenging to achieve. It’s a process, one that will continue to evolve throughout your life.
• Growing up, I always knew my dad would be a hard act to follow ➡️➡️ #DaughterWearingDadShirt
• Empathy & gratitude to those who have gone before us, encourage us to make a difference in our world and show us how to live with purpose. #DaughterWearingDadShirt
• Daughter standing up to the man, took my girl to the #Lions game 🏈 and she cheered for the #Patriots 🏈 “That’s OK dad, that’s why your daughter is awesome”
• We’re so proud of your strength and bravery. Dad is too—he’s wearing it on his sleeve.
• Just held my daughter and she whispered “I love you, dad.” Playing the best part of my job!
• Dad, your value to me can’t be measured by the worth of a dollar; it’s priceless. I Love You.
• Your dad bought you a gift but you forgot to say thank you. Let him know how much it means to you with this t-shirt.
• As any daughter will tell you, our fathers can be embarrassing. But they’re also hilarious, smart, and important. Even if we don’t want them to be.
• Father, you are my dad and I loved you so much. Never forget that I’m so proud of you and all you have accomplished in your life. Thank You, Dad!
• When you’re with someone who gets you. 💛👨❤️👨❤️
• You don’t know who built your house but that doesn’t matter to me. I know who built our home, and I love him with all my heart
• Beauty doesn’t come in a certain hairstyle, eye color, or skin tone… beauty is your spirit and how you carry yourself.
